So I have an update on the… well, update. I was looking over my older picks when I realized that apparently, I had gone 24-6 over the two week period, not 23-7, so my total record is 104-77, a 57.5% correction rate, so I am 2.5% away from my goal, not 3%.
Dallas Cowboys VS Chicago Bears
Winner: Dallas Cowboys.
The Bears are just awful. I know I’ve already said this but I really hate watching them play. Unfortunately, I have to because they’re my hometown team, and they are one of my favorite teams, but at the moment, they are terrible. If Dallas doesn’t win, that should say more about Dallas than it should about Chicago.
New York Jets VS Minnesota Vikings
Winner: Minnesota Vikings
The Jets Suck. Even when they’re good, they suck. For example: Last week they were good against the Dolphins and were winning most of the game but on their final two drives they missed a FG, and Geno threw an interception, leading to their 16-13 loss. Minnesota, on the other hand, have been playing pretty well lately.
New York Giants VS Tennessee Titans
Winner: Tennessee Titans
I hate both these teams. Normally I would pick the Giants because I like them better, but they’re both out of the playoff race, and I don’t want Tennessee to get a high draft pick, because I’d rather have the Giants be good than the Titans be good.
St. Louis Rams VS Washington Redskins
Winner: St. Louis Rams.
Yep, the Redskins are terrible. Now, let’s move on.
Baltimore Ravens VS Miami Dolphins
Winner: Baltimore Ravens.
The Dolphins are the reason why I am out of my Fantasy league’s playoffs this year so now I have a huge grudge against them. Go Ravens.
Oh yeah, I guess the Ravens are pretty good too.
Carolina Panthers VS New Orleans Saints
Winner: Carolina Panthers.
Once again, a matchup with two teams that I don’t like. Only difference is that the Saints might actually make the playoffs, and neither the Titans or the Giants are even close to doing that. I’m hoping the Falcons will make the playoffs, so I believe that the Panthers can win this one.
Houston Texans VS Jacksonville Jaguars
Winner: Houston Texans.
Another 6 TD performance for Ryan Fitzpatrick? I don’t think so. Another win for the Texans? Definitely.
Pittsburgh Steelers VS Cincinnati Bengals
Winner: Pittsburgh Steelers.
After a surprising loss last week for the Steelers, and an undeserved win for the Bengals, I expect this to be a near blowout for the Steelers. BOLD PREDICTION: This will be Antonio Brown’s best performance of the year. This has a large possibility of blowing up in my face, but I feel bold today.
Indianapolis Colts VS Cleveland Browns
Winner: Indianapolis Colts.
I would’ve picked the Browns if Johnny were starting. I’m not even joking. Why, Mike Pettine? Why?
Tampa Bay Buccaneers VS Detroit Lions
Winner: Detroit Lions.
BOLD PREDICTION: Reggie Bush will get injured this game. That’s about as close to bold as you’re gonna get in this matchup prediction.
Buffalo Bills VS Denver Broncos
Winner: Denver Broncos.
While the Bills have been playing well lately, I don’t think they stand a chance against the Broncos.
Why don’t the Broncos ever wear these jerseys anymore?
Kansas City Chiefs VS Arizona Cardinals
Winner: Arizona Cardinals.
While the Falcons did beat the Cardinals last week, the Cards were without Larry Fitzgerald, and Andre Ellington most of the game. Both of whom I think will be playing this week.
San Francisco 49ers VS Oakland Raiders
Winner: San Francisco 49ers
The Raiders Stink.
Seattle Seahawks VS Philadelphia Eagles
Winner: Seattle Seahawks.
Unlike a lot of people, I still believe that the Seahawks are an elite team. I do not believe the Eagles are an elite team. Makes perfect sense to choose the Seahawks in that case.
New England Patriots VS San Diego Chargers
Winner: New England Patriots.
If you have seen the pair of these teams play at all recently, you should know exactly why the Pats will win here.
Atlanta Falcons VS Green Bay Packers
Winner: Green Bay Packers.
I really hope this game won’t be as much of a bloodbath as everyone expects it to be. BOLD PREDICTION: The final score will be have a 20 or less point differential between the two teams.