Top Ten Pokémon (Like 5 years later idk)

10. Tyrunt (#9 in 2015, HM in 2016)

He cute bro idk lol

9. Marowak (#66 in 2012, #4 in 2015, #7 in 2016)

I liked him before but damn he like a voodoo wizard now or sum shit

8. Treecko (don’t think i ever ranked this mans before)

Love this sassy bitch

7. Infernape (#16 in 2012, #9 in 2013, #4 in 2014, #6 in 2015, HM in 2016)

I like monkeys bro

6. Sandshrew (#14 in 2012, #2 in 2016)

The cutest Pokémon imo, except now he fat and powder blue. He like a tiny Derrick Henry bro

5. Simisage (#31 in 2012, #2 in 2015, #3 in 2016)

If there’s any Pokémon I’d fuck it would be this dork.

4. Dragonite (#24 in 2012, #5 in 2013, #1 in 2014, #1 in 2015, #1 in 2016)

oh how thee mighty have falleb@in battel

3. Umbreon (never ranked before)

Simply a thriving black king

2. Impidimp (never ranked before he new bby)

bro just look at this fucking kyle, what a got damned kinkg, god i am horned

1. Snivy (never ranked before apparently)

The absolute attitude bro. He cute, he sass, he sex. Got it all bruv

Didn’t expect that now did ya, low key i didn’t tho